Archive for March, 2008

The Art of Writing

A little girl of 5 walks into her new class room ‘Standard I- Section A’. Just like Ishaan Awasti in Taare Zameen Par, she has shifted to this new school in the middle of the term. A teacher appears and asks the class to copy the contents on the board. This little girl had a slate but didn’t have anything to write with. She is embarrassed to ask for a chalk piece. She thinks it will be humiliating to ask for a chalk piece. She walks over to her teacher and asks for a pencil. The teacher laughs and asks her, “what do you use to write on a slate? A pencil or chalk?” The little girl now humbly replies chalk. She borrows a chalk from another boy. The boy tells her that she has to return his chalk the next day because it’s special. As you would have guessed, the little girl is me.

Second Standard: I move to a new school. One day, I forget to take my pencil box to school and I borrow a pencil from my neighbour. If you know me well, you would have guessed what happened next. I lost her pencil. :D Everyday, she would let me know the height of the pencil I lost. The height kept on increasing day by day and one day it eventually reached double the height of a normal pencil. I never returned any pencil to her and years later this courageous little neighbour who lost her pencil to me became my classmate once again during my post graduation.

Third Standard: Nothing great happened.

In the middle of my fourth grade was an excitement that conquered every individual in the class.. Upgrading from Pencil to Pen. This post is about my fantasies for pens I’ve admired and used.

The first pen I admired was a bright red coloured, ink pen which my dad bought for my fourth grade annual exams. I loved the smooth nib and the glossy feel while writing with that pen. I tried very hard to buy a similar pen in later years. Unfortunately I didn’t get one like that till this day.

In my fifth standard, I’ve seen the best use of pen on April Fool’s day. Students frantically staining each other’s uniform with red and blue ink. I didn’t develop a fantasy for pens until my teenage. Before that, Pens meant ink stained hands, ink stained notebooks and ink spilling over pencil boxes because of shaky auto-rickshaw travels.

All of a sudden I started buying new pens. Hero pens and colorful pens which do not write very smooth after 2 days of me using them. A white hero pen with an art on it which was admired by everyone and as usual became a museum piece in a week. I soon became a regular customer of nearby stationary shops. I bought pens with so many designs. Zebra skin styled pens, tiger skin style pens, pens with lots of mickey mouse images and sometimes with fishes.. When quality came into picture, I shifted to pilot pens.

From my high school, I stopped using ink pens because my brother humiliated me saying I haven’t grown up because I was using a ink pen. My favorite pens during high school days were Uniball eye and Zebra which was smooth while writing and had a sleek and stylish look. They lacked funky animal/cartoon designs. In my college days I was a big fan of Cello Pointec gel pens which also gave me a smooth writing feel. I also had the fattest pen which was a gift from my aunt. It had both funky look and smoothness while writing.

I would associate 3 qualities to buying a pen. 1) Looks: Funky or Sleek and Stylish 2) It should write smooth and have excellent quality and 3) Brand name.

Despite trying out so many pens all these years, my hand-writing has been steadily bad. Talking about my bad handwriting, I can recall an incident during my class 5 mid-term holidays. In one of my dad’s attempts to make my handwriting look good, he made me write a to z in cursive writing. I was disappointed, for all my cousins were playing and me writing a,b,c. One of them looked into what I was doing and teased me for learning a,b,c at class 5. That was Master.Vinodh Balaji when he was 11. Some people never grow up. He still does the same, trying to peep into my desktop to find out what I’m writing.

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Living in the present

Rachel beaming with pride, says “I just had a great time with myself”. This happens in one of the episodes in Friends where she visits an Italian restaurant all alone. Last Wednesday, I too had a great time with myself. :) It was around 9:30 p.m and all shops were closed in the mall except food outlets. I’ve always felt a little self-conscious whenever I go alone. This time I indulged on a Ferrari Rocher at Italian Gelatino. I went 3 floors up switching between escalators and stairs. Window shopping with no one to stare at me as if I’ve done a big crime by not purchasing at their outlet. I peeped into at least half the shops that were closed. By the time I came to the ground floor, all my Ferrari Rocher had been gobbled up.

Wondering what to do next, I entered McDonalds. I bought French Fries and started my climb again. A few people still stared at me. Still peeping through the closed glass windows for bags, clothes, cameras, utensils and toys.

The best part of the visit was there was nobody to control me, nobody to stare at me for not buying anything, nobody to bug you for special mall offers, nobody singing, spending less than 100 bucks and of course my Ferrari Rocher and French Fries. The controller came and I wanted to say, “I just had a wonderful time with myself”.

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It was around 8:30 p.m. I was going back home in my office shuttle. I was engrossed with my new mobile phone’s features. The shuttle stopped in a traffic signal. Few buses and lots of bikes waiting for the signal. A traffic policeman came closer to an Activa, took the keys, rattled it in front of the scooter owner and signaled him to come aside. I was shocked at the way the policeman behaved. I wanted to take a video of the policeman asking for bribe(Of course, with my brand new mobile :) ). To my dismay, a KSRTC bus came in between and hid the entire scene from my eyes. No, from my mobile phone camera. My blog would have been another tehelka.com if I had captured that video ;)

24 Feb 2008, It was around 11:30 a.m. I was going back home on a Sunday in Hosur Road. Traffic jam on the way. A three road signal blocked by vehicles coming from all sides. Banker’s algorithm will not help in clearing this deadlock. May be common sense will. (I still remember OS fundas I studied in College!!). All of a sudden, one guy got down from his car and started hitting another guy who was on a TVS 50. The car driver tore the other man’s shirt, hit him badly and pushed his TVS 50 down with a bang. All for the sake of a scratch on his new car. Doesn’t he realize he doesn’t have any right to even touch the other person’s vehicle, if he’s worried about a scratch in his car? The TVS 50 guy tried to resist but someone in the crowd convinced him to leave the place immediately. I could read his face. He was very self conscious when he left the place. His TVS 50 didn’t start properly.

I do not know how I’ll react if I was in the Activa guy’s situation. It depends upon the urgency I’m in to decide if I should bribe or not. But in the second case, what would I do if I were the TVS 50 guy? Will I call the police and complain? When there’s no traffic policeman there, to whom will I complain? Probably, what if the traffic policeman demands for a bribe taking away my keys? :) Will anyone from the crowd come as a witness if I file a suit against the car driver? May be I will break all his car glasses for damaging my vehicle. Tit for Tat. That will satisfy my ego. I wish the TVS 50 guy had done this.

A common way to start a conversation with a stranger is inquiring about health or weather. If you stay in Bangalore, here’s one more topic to begin a conversation. Traffic. :)

Who do we blame for this insensitive traffic?

(a) Attitude of drivers (b) Traffic Policemen (c) Government authorities

I’m sure any citizen of Bangalore would say All the above. A few examples of the eccentricities of these classes are:

- The ultra smart decision from the authorities to occupy half of MG road for Metro Rail Project.

- Traffic Policemen who thrive on bribe

- Drivers who fight in the middle of the road.

- Drivers who have forgotten there is a horn in their vehicles.

I leave it to you to discuss the rest with the next stranger you meet.

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